FRIDAYYYYYY!!!! Yahoooooo! 1st off, I want to thank all of you for your birthday wishes, you all really made me smile. My kitties never did bring me any rats, lizards or birds, but the new puppy makes tons of shit for me, dangit. Have decided Mr. Wonderful is the shit. He remembered me telling himRead more
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Holy shitballs! So the other night, when the girl spawn started pounding on my door at 1:30 in the morning, I was not real happy. In fact, I wanted to kill her. Mr. Wonderful was buck nekkid and we were nice and toasty, snoring away… Then I saw the look of terror on her faceRead more
Rant of the day… Sooo….. I’m not a TV watcher, when I do watch the boob tube I tend to lean towards news shit, like 48 hours and I really dig Forensic Files (I fucking LOVE science and how the bad guy gets caught, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside) Anyway, yesterday IRead more
In honor of hump day… My advice to all of you today is to…well..hump! You know, do “it”… Have some sex people! Mr. Wonderful did a fine job here, so… These are just some of the benefits of sex: 1. Helps Keep Your Immune System Humming 2. Improve your libido 3. Improve a woman’s bladderRead more
As of now, I am still fucking clueless about using WordPress and all of the lovely little gadgets and doo dads it has to supposedly make my life easier! I want simple…I write, I add pictures, I add video and Voila! I have a blog….. According to Godaddy (my webhost), I need a key forRead more
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