My blog/babblin/advice/self help how to guide on anything and everything I can barf up. Oh and a store with fun shit to wear! Look, after 14 years of single parenthood, kids, datin, marriage, divorce, sex, wine, lotsa cats & finally findin Mr. Wonderful, I think I’m a pretty damned good expert on this shit called life. I’m pretty opinionated and a little neurotic but I have a deep joy for livin and all the crap it offers. Love my children of the corn, family, friends, cats and Mr. Wonderful…I truly am a cat lady through and through and would have 50 of em if I could. Every day I wake up is a gift and I don’t aim to waste any more time on bullshit, I had enough of that when I was younger, thinner and had an amazeballs lookin’ ass. Ass is a little droopier now but whaddya gonna do, gettin old aint for sissies! Hang out here with me for awhile, you may just enjoy yourself!
ABOUT ME
SHIT I DIG
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Veggie Burgers
Yup…I eat em! Not a big beef person…it’s all cuz of the cow that was broughtRead more
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Lucky at cards, lucky in love…1 outta 2 aint bad
Fun shit! Play this with crazy girlfriends, mostly Rapunzel, who I swear cheats, she wins ALLRead more
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Beats the standard Mimosa
Love this shit! Ya know when ya have a Sunday brunchy thing and serve Mimosa’s andRead more
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Popcorn baby!
I eat so much popcorn I’m amazed I have not popped an entire field of corncobs.Read more
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Oorah boy spawn!
No, I would have never chosen this for him, I was hoping he would go rightRead more
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Hello Porkchop!
OH hell yes! Pistachio ice cream….ooohhhh…makes me moist thinking of it. Best shit ever and shouldRead more
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Love me some Wonder Woman!
Not just any Wonder Woman either…it has to be Lynda Carter. I wanted to be herRead more
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Crazy, inappropriate bitch….Love her!
Every time she opens her mouth I’m laughing. Loved her show and when she had aRead more
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Coffee with an attitude!
Screw that plain shit-I want a big ol shot of goodness in my coffee to getRead more
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THE CAT BOX
...What happens in the catbox stays in the catbox
I’m not an expert, I’m not a doctor and I don’t play one on TV. But…I think I give pretty good fucking advice with lots of sick humor and lots and lots of bad words. If you choose to use my advice, great, if not, that’s cool too. If ya do use my advice and the shit blows up on ya, it aint my fault, so fugeddaboudit ifn you think you should be pissed at me. Any advice I may give you should be considered “tongue in cheek” and you should use your own grown up judgement. If you don’t have any good judgement and are a hot mess that is falling apart at the seams, GO FIND A GOOD THERAPIST. Ask your friends, family or doctor for a referral, there is no shame in needing some real help. Therapy can be some really good shit and it helped my ass a ton!
BLOG
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Burnout and a bad romance
I don’t wanna hear it…I already know… I suffer from “bitoffmorethanIcanchew-itis”. Bitter old cat lady… WhatRead more
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And just like that…not the TV show…my “And just like that”…and a Jeep!
This…Lookit the cute changes to the website! I’m not real savvy with any computer shit soRead more
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Uhhh…yup…I’m here!
Taaadaaaaaa! Lookit! I’m back! After much focus on growin my Facebook and addin a store withRead more
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When your website crap changes & you’re clueless!
Gawd I am so fuckin clueless about computer website shit! So…here I am, stuck at homeRead more
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Hairy Hotstuff!
Ahhhh, geez…. Not Burt Reynolds! I definitely have some crazy memories of him and his hairyRead more
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Hercules and the fuck it bucket
Got up this morning feelin like I had a brick on my chest…too much shit! GoinRead more
STORE
Cool stuff for grown ups
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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY...
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Duhhh…with a dick!
Thought for the day…Men can be insensitive, clueless and incredibly schtooopid. Nod and smile pretty whenRead more
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Past is past
Thought for the day…We all have bad crap that happened to us in the past…stayin stuckRead more
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Aint love grand?
Thought for the day…being in love is the most exciting, funny, delicious, interesting experience….it is alsoRead more
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Get up again!
Thought for the day…You will fall on your face many times in life. Get up, brushRead more
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I am woman hear me roar!
Thought for the day…Know your worth…Don’t be taken advantage of by him/her or treated without respect…You’reRead more
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The Pause…
Thought for the day….Holy shit…the pause…no, not paws, pause…Hot flashes, ass fattage, mood swings, night sweats,Read more
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Lotsa spawn!
Thought for the day……Make sure to have many children…It increases your chances of having someone toRead more
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People suck
Thought for the day…sometimes people just suck! No matter how hard you try, they are stillRead more
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Makin’ it right
Thought for the day…If you open your big ol’ trap and hurt someone, apologize and doRead more
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Look in the mirror
Thought for the day…Always remember when you look in the mirror…you are damned fabulous! Do thisRead more
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Take a chance
Thought for the day…Take chances in matters of the heart…if ya don’t, you may end upRead more
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Love your people
Thought for the day…Make time to tell your people that you love them…if ya don’t, youRead more
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Good Friendships
Thought for the day…Good Friendships are hard to find and keep….make time for fun with yourRead more
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Men are stupid…
Thought for the day…Men are stupid…that’s it….Tune in tomorrow for more words of wisdom from me, TheRead more
Your Damn rite I came here. Wouldn’t miss it for the world
What’s up kid, buckelup your in for the ride of your life. Blessed Be
Nuthin….workin on this baby and tryin to grow grow grow! I’m determined to get my store here on the website up and running and force shit on all of you! Cups, shirts, mousepads, wine glasses, road warriors, magnets, keychains…when I dream, I dream BIG!
Thanks for following me here and on Facebook! I plan on gettin my ass back to the UK next year so I can meet a bunch of you crazy Brits!