No, I would have never chosen this for him, I was hoping he would go right to college and teach them a few things and then oh I dunno, be President. I am so proud of my boy and the very honorable choice he has made. Hard to accept, I am a Momma and I’mRead more
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Today is hump day… For me, my 2 humps will be squished today. Yup, it’s that time again… MAMMOGRAM! Now personally, I don’t mind it too much, I know lots of women find them to be painful, but for me, I always laugh because your boob looks just like a pancake with a nippleRead more
Sooo….I saw something in the news the other day that really made me laugh. I decided I just had to share it. Reading it made me remember that several months ago I wrote about vaginas and I listed some of the ridiculous slang terms I found. I said then that I would write about wienersRead more
I decided I should write anonymously when I first started my Facebook blog in March 2015. I did it so I could write personal things about myself that I would not necessarily tell people, so I would have a forum for my sometimes very unpopular opinions and so I could talk shit about people IRead more
In honor of National Margarita Day, I plan on havin a couple… I feel a bit guilty since I spent all day Saturday drinkin wine…more wine and then more wine in Temecula with Rapunzel. Ok, the guilt passed. I needed this time to just let loose. Wine and laughing and music and more laughing. Damn, it feelsRead more
Well….yesterday I went with Falafel for her CT scan. (If you don’t know who I am talkin about, she is my kid “sister” who battled esophageal cancer and had her esophagus removed) Anyway…we will see her Doctor on Monday for the results. She called her Doc her “boyfriend” for a long time, he is now called her “fiancé”,Read more
National Drink Wine Day…enough said, right? Let me just say this though…I love that all of us juicers have a holiday too. Independence Day? Check. Presidents day? Check. Valentines day? Check. Drunken wino fool day? Uh yup, that shit would be TODAY! I plan on bein all patriotic and shit and drinkin lotsa Prossecco. Hmmm….1:15 here in California…Read more
Seriously? This shit is hell. When I was younger (geez, I cannot believe I am actually starting a sentence off with this) when I would hear women talk about menopause or read anything, I thought “Oh suck it up ya big ol’ baby, how bad can it be?’ It’s bad. I never thought my calvesRead more
This is just a test. To see if this shit works. Let’s see whether or not you get an email or not. I just wrote a whole blog and lost the whole damn thing while trying to do it from my phone. It’s really pissed me off. I hate being clueless, it irritates me, dammit!Read more
OH hell yes! Pistachio ice cream….ooohhhh…makes me moist thinking of it. Best shit ever and should never be shared. Ok…I share, I just don’t want to. This is my go to shit when I am feelin happy, bloated, hot, bitchy, horny, pissed off, disappointed -you name it. Once you get a coupla bites in IRead more
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