OH hell yes! Pistachio ice cream….ooohhhh…makes me moist thinking of it. Best shit ever and should never be shared. Ok…I share, I just don’t want to.
This is my go to shit when I am feelin happy, bloated, hot, bitchy, horny, pissed off, disappointed -you name it. Once you get a coupla bites in I guarantee you will feel better…so you’ll need a couple more bites…
When you realize you have eaten 1/2 a gallon, shame will wash over you. Then you will examine your thighs closely for a minute, then say “fuck it” and just eat the rest of the gallon.
If for some reason your family knows it’s in the freezer, run out and get another gallon and put it in the freezer.
When asked for it, take it out and act all smug and shit when you tell your family, “No, of course I didn’t eat it, I have willpower”