Seriously? This shit is hell. When I was younger (geez, I cannot believe I am actually starting a sentence off with this) when I would hear women talk about menopause or read anything, I thought “Oh suck it up ya big ol’ baby, how bad can it be?’ It’s bad. I never thought my calvesRead more
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This is just a test. To see if this shit works. Let’s see whether or not you get an email or not. I just wrote a whole blog and lost the whole damn thing while trying to do it from my phone. It’s really pissed me off. I hate being clueless, it irritates me, dammit!Read more
Wow! This has been an interesting process…When I started BOCL, it was because Mr. Wonderful was being a big dick and I posted on my personal Facebook, “thought for the day…Men are stupid…that’s it….Tune in tomorrow for more words of wisdom from me, the bitter old cat lady. I started posting on Facebook occasionally, then IRead more
Friendship… It is a wonderful thing to have friends. It’s an amazeballs feeling to know that there are other nutjobs just like you who will tolerate you, hold your hand when you are feelin shitty, laugh with you, cry with you and of course, eat, drink and be merry with you. I have had someRead more
I know, this will piss some people off, blah blah blah. That’s ok, you can have your opinion, this one is mine. I did not watch a lot of the half time show last night; too busy having fun and drinking sangria. The small amount I did see of Beyoncé’s performance left me feeling kinda…whoRead more
Holy shit! Did you know you can actually purchase a vibrator at the CVS Pharmacy? Neither did I. Fucking hilarious! It’s right there out in the open for the kids to see while you’re there picking up their prescription. Think about it When you drop off your prescription with the pharmacist they always tell youRead more
In honor of hump day… My advice to all of you today is to…well..hump! You know, do “it”. Have some sex people! Mr. Wonderful did a fine job here, so… These are just some of the benefits of sex: 1. Helps Keep Your Immune System Humming 2. Improve your libido 3. Improve a woman’s bladderRead more
Sooo….. I’m not a TV watcher, when I do watch the boob tube I tend to lean towards news shit, like 48 hours and I really dig Forensic Files (I fucking LOVE science and how the bad guy gets caught, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside) Anyway, yesterday I caught a small portionRead more
Happy Halloweenie! Holy shit… This is a rapper guy named “The game“…OH…dear… Can you believe all those tattoos? I could not take my eyes offa them either! Ok, ok… I just had to share him, I mean IT with you… I’m shocked…I’m offended…yet intrigued…and….kinda a bit… awestruck…and finally…afraid… That thing looks like a third leg.Read more
Warning: I am writing a bit today about…Vaginas…If you are uncomfortable with slang terms, you probably should stop reading now. Soooo..the other day, I was waxing eloquently about…well…no pun intended…waxing. I referred to my nether region as a “beaver” while bitching about all the stuff we do as women. Then I just could not stopRead more
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