Rainy days and Mondays..

Horrible storm yesterday. As you have probably figured out by now I am NOT a rain kinda gal.

I’m okay if it rains at night while I’m asleep. But that shit better be cleared up when I wake up in the morning.

I don’t like driving in it, it fucks up my hair, worms always crawl out of the ground and wiggle around on the sidewalk and you always end up stepping on em and they goosh all over which makes me want to barf and my skin tone just always looks kind of yucky when the sky is gray.

The only thing I like about it is soup.

You just gotta make soup when it’s raining, you know what I mean?

Yesterday, right after I started making a pot of chicken soup, Rapunzel dropped by and brought chicken noodle soup that she had made, which we ate for lunch.

It was really good, but let’s face it Rapunzel, you’re a newbie at making soup, my shits a lot better than yours.

Kidding!

Okay, not really, my soup is a lot better.

Anyway, right after that Falafel dropped in and bought me this cute grown up sippy cup.

You all know I dig a road warrior and this cup is the perfect size for a double martini.

Love that girl.

I’m getting a little irritated that when I use my phone to download pictures they come up sideways.

Asshole droid!

Anyway, later in the day, Falafel invited Mr. Wonderful, girl spawn and I for dinner at her house.

Chicken tacos sounded a hell of a lot better than having soup a second time, so course I said yes.

I also figure that any excuse to not have to wash the dishes after dinner is good, right?

Of course I got stuck with washing all the dishes at her house.

See the cute picture?

I made it…

Bet you didn’t know I was loaded with talent, didja?

Ok, I didn’t exactly make it, but I did kinda sorta put it together.

A few weeks ago Rapunzel and I went to Temecula and drank some wine.

At 1 or or 2 places.

Ok, it was more like 5 or 6.

Anyway, I found this cute paper bag at one of the vinyards’ gift shop.

It says “Keep calm and drink up” on both sides of the black bag and of course it has that cute little wine glass.

I bought the bag for about 2 bucks, took it to my local framing and crafts store, bought a frame, had em cut the mat for it and now hangin in the kitchen.

Pretty cool shit, dontcha think?

Since I have the other side of the bag I can make one more.

I’m thinkin one of my friends is gettin it for a birthday present.

Mr. Wonderful got all excited and said “Wow we should buy 20 bags, make more pictures ,sell em and make a profit!”

Love his spirit of entrepreneurship!

Oooooh, that is a big ass word!

“Entrepreneurship”…

Wow, I didn’t even know that was a word lol

I’m hot today and its only Tuesday!

So my window guys just left here.

I say my window guys, because it’s their second visit and they have to come back a third time.

I ordered two windows and French doors from a home repair company that I shall not name but has an orange logo.

Its the same place that had the employee that shit on the floor when she was in the bathroom stall next to me in their store a few months ago, remember when I wrote about that?

Now I think you all know I’m very cheap, plus I’m definitely a chick on a budget.

So when I spent a shitload of money, it better be good, dontcha think?

I’m tellin you, this purchase from the home repair company with the orange logo that Shall Not Be Named has been pretty much a mess.

Windows were scratched, so the window company came out to replace them. One of the replacement windows was also scratched, so they came out again, this morning.

You guessed it, the replacement window was scratched.

The window guys are super nice though, big shout out to Giovanni and Craig, the installers. Not only did they show up early this morning and get to see me with no makeup and a bathrobe, Giovanni is now actually following BOCL.

They’re going to have to come out again to replace the replacement that they replaced with a replacement.

One of the windows leaked, top, bottom and both sides when it rained a few weeks ago. Getting the installer to get his shit together and get out here to fix it took weeks since he couldn’t get his shit together.

The doors started leaking Sunday morning.

The best part?

The floor guy just poured concrete 2 days before that so it got wet.

New floor got put in yesterday and after two phone calls and a visit to the home repair shop with the orange logo that Shall Not Be Named, they sent a teeny tiny little man out to examine it.

You know, it always helps to have a ladder if you’re going to look at the top of a door frame, particularly if your teeny tiny.

Geez…

Thank God Rapunzel is here now with refreshments…

Hmmm, the choices are so confusing.

Do I want fruits or vegetables?

Mimosa or Bloody Mary?

I’m thinking I should have one of each, I want to be fair to both of them.