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    Hump day!

    By Bitter Old Cat Lady | Blog | Comments are Closed | 8 January, 2016 | 0

    In honor of hump day…

    My advice to all of you today is to…well..hump!

    You know, do “it”...

    Have some sex people!

    Mr. Wonderful did a fine job here, so…

    These are just some of the benefits of sex:

    1. Helps Keep Your Immune System Humming
    2. Improve your libido
    3. Improve a woman’s bladder control
    4. Lower your blood pressure
    5. Burn calories
    6. Lower your risk of heart attack
    7. Make prostate cancer less likely for men
    8. Lessen pain…(Only if done correctly, ya gotta have an orgasm
    for this one to work)
    9. Improve your sleep
    10. Lessen your stress
    11. Help you deal with depression
    12. Help with anxiety
    13. Make you smile
    14. Clear up your skin
    15. Give you a feeling of well being
    16. Improve your intimacy with your partner (Unless it’s a cheap
    hookupy kinda thing, which is ok if this is your bag, it just aint
    mine :))
    17. Make it easier to deal with the idiots you work for or with
    18. Give you a spring in your step
    19. Lighter periods with less cramps for women
    20. Your abs and the muscles in your back, butt, and thighs get a
    good workout too

    Go out and get some, you’ll feel GREAT!

    BOCL

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