Boobies!

MAMMOGRAM!

Now personally, I don’t mind it too much, I know lots of women find them to be painful, but for me, I always laugh because your boob looks just like a pancake with a nipple when it’s smooshed.

I always laugh though when they hand you the little robe thingy and I always say “That’s ok, you can keep the robe”.

Kinda stupid, the technician is gonna be takin each boob and placin em on that plastic-y lookin shelf thing anyway, so whats the use?

I just stand there with my girls out, proud.

Of course I always tell the technician that no, they’re not turning me on, it cold in the room.

I also ask them to buy me lunch or dinner since I let them play with the girls.

Here are the facts:

About 1 in 8 (12%) women in the US will develop invasive breast cancer during their lifetime.

The American Cancer Society estimates 246,660 new cases of breast cancer will be diagnosed for 2016.

The sooner you find it, the sooner you can start treatment and increase your chance of survival.

I love my boobies, and I would feel awful having to lose one or both of em, but I would trade em in any day to be able to stay here with the children of the corn, Mr. Wonderful, friends, family and all of you.

Ya know, there are now over 11 thousand of you. It seriously pisses me off that Facebook only sends my posts to a small handful of you; someone sits there and reads my post and decides how many of those 11 thousand to send it to.

Perfect example; I posted last night and listed my website.

Facebook sent my post to 98 people. Geez, really? Don’t help me out here Facebook, I’m not trying to grow anything here.

Anyway, I hope they send this one to a ton more, cuz this is what I want to say today…

GO GET A MAMMOGRAM!

Don’t wait, pick up the phone and do it!

Not only will it give you some piece of mind, you get someone to feel you up and you don’t have to make em a sandwich.

It’s a woman doin the feeling up, so you can explore your inner lesbian.

It really is a win win situation.