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I know, this will piss some people off, blah blah blah. That’s ok, you can have your opinion, this one is mine. I did not watch a lot of the half time show last night; too busy having fun and drinking sangria. The small amount I did see of Beyoncé’s performance left me feeling kinda…whoRead more

Holy shit! Did you know you can actually purchase a vibrator at the CVS Pharmacy? Neither did I. Fucking hilarious! It’s right there out in the open for the kids to see while you’re there picking up their prescription. Think about it When you drop off your prescription with the pharmacist they always tell youRead more

In honor of hump day… My advice to all of you today is to…well..hump! You know, do “it”. Have some sex people! Mr. Wonderful did a fine job here, so… These are just some of the benefits of sex: 1. Helps Keep Your Immune System Humming 2. Improve your libido 3. Improve a woman’s bladderRead more

Sooo….. I’m not a TV watcher, when I do watch the boob tube I tend to lean towards news shit, like 48 hours and I really dig Forensic Files (I fucking LOVE science and how the bad guy gets caught, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside) Anyway, yesterday I caught a small portionRead more

Thought for the day…Men can be insensitive, clueless and incredibly schtooopid. Nod and smile pretty when they are talking, but know that they are usually full of crap…Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loads of cats!  That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom fromRead more

Thought for the day…We all have bad crap that happened to us in the past…stayin stuck in it in the present aint good…Close the door on it and move forward…. Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loads of cats! That’s it…Tune in again next time for more wordsRead more

Thought for the day…being in love is the most exciting, funny, delicious, interesting experience….it is also frustrating, irritating and sometimes very confusing! Go out and get some! Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loads of cats!  That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom fromRead more

Thought for the day…You will fall on your face many times in life. Get up, brush yourself off and move forward, don’t look back, you will be stronger and smarter next time.  That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom from me…The bitter old cat ladyRead more

Thought for the day…Know your worth…Don’t be taken advantage of by him/her or treated without respect…You’re not past your prime and you are beautiful at any age or weight…That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom from me…the bitter old cat lady  Read more

Thought for the day…Dating after divorce is like menopausal acne…Just when you think you can’t handle seeing another date/pimple, a new one shows up! Both will require the same treatment to go away…Grab a glass of wine…heck, make it a bottle, you’ll feel so much better…that’s it….Tune in again for more words of wisdom fromRead more