Thought for the day…Why why why are you asked to get on the scale at the doctor’s office? You already feel lousy and seeing the actual number of your porkage makes you feel worse! Be a rebel and tell em to suck an egg! Then head out for some ice cream, that should make youRead more
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Thought for the day….Holy shit…the pause…no, not paws, pause…Hot flashes, ass fattage, mood swings, night sweats, thinning hair, concentration and memory problems, depression, anxiety, geez, gimme a break! This is some serious bullshit! Drink lots of wine to alleviate these symptoms! Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loadsRead more
Not just any Wonder Woman either…it has to be Lynda Carter. I wanted to be her and look like her and kick ass like her and spin around like her and have my clothes fall off and have a hot man grab me and….oh, never mind… I wanted those gold bracelets and I wanted theRead more
Happy Halloweenie! Holy shit… This is a rapper guy named “The game“…OH…dear… Can you believe all those tattoos? I could not take my eyes offa them either! Ok, ok… I just had to share him, I mean IT with you… I’m shocked…I’m offended…yet intrigued…and….kinda a bit… awestruck…and finally…afraid… That thing looks like a third leg.Read more
Warning: I am writing a bit today about…Vaginas…If you are uncomfortable with slang terms, you probably should stop reading now. Soooo..the other day, I was waxing eloquently about…well…no pun intended…waxing. I referred to my nether region as a “beaver” while bitching about all the stuff we do as women. Then I just could not stopRead more
Ok..Now THIS is a damn good week so far and it’s only Tuesday! First, something seriously funny… disturbing…and disgusting, then some cool happy shit, I mean, stuff. Ok…I know you may be wondering about this picture here. It’s a pretty awful story, but I just could not stop laughing so thought I should share itRead more
Every time she opens her mouth I’m laughing. Loved her show and when she had a pap smear done on camera I cheered! Gotta take care of your pookie or no one will want to visit it…and you can die… Mr. Wonderful took me to see her show last year and it was damn funny.Read more
Well…the jig is up… I’m pretty sure the HR department of my job knows the other me… I knew this was inevitable, but I had hoped it would not happen this soon. Fuck me to tears… This does worry me a bit, I like being employed and having the ability to eat and keep aRead more
Screw that plain shit-I want a big ol shot of goodness in my coffee to get me through the day…or night. Don’t bother with all the damn whipped cream either, just a very small dollop will do. This is some deliciousness in a cup and I highly recommend you have a couple Bailey’s and coffeeRead more
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