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Thought for the day…Men can be insensitive, clueless and incredibly schtooopid. Nod and smile pretty when they are talking, but know that they are usually full of crap…Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loads of cats!  That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom fromRead more

Thought for the day…We all have bad crap that happened to us in the past…stayin stuck in it in the present aint good…Close the door on it and move forward…. Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loads of cats! That’s it…Tune in again next time for more wordsRead more

Thought for the day…being in love is the most exciting, funny, delicious, interesting experience….it is also frustrating, irritating and sometimes very confusing! Go out and get some! Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loads of cats!  That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom fromRead more

Thought for the day…You will fall on your face many times in life. Get up, brush yourself off and move forward, don’t look back, you will be stronger and smarter next time.  That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom from me…The bitter old cat ladyRead more

Thought for the day…Know your worth…Don’t be taken advantage of by him/her or treated without respect…You’re not past your prime and you are beautiful at any age or weight…That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom from me…the bitter old cat lady  Read more

Thought for the day…Dating after divorce is like menopausal acne…Just when you think you can’t handle seeing another date/pimple, a new one shows up! Both will require the same treatment to go away…Grab a glass of wine…heck, make it a bottle, you’ll feel so much better…that’s it….Tune in again for more words of wisdom fromRead more

Thought for the day…Why why why are you asked to get on the scale at the doctor’s office? You already feel lousy and seeing the actual number of your porkage makes you feel worse!  Be a rebel and tell em to suck an egg!  Then head out for some ice cream,  that should make youRead more

Thought for the day….Holy shit…the pause…no, not paws, pause…Hot flashes, ass fattage, mood swings, night sweats, thinning hair, concentration and memory problems, depression, anxiety, geez, gimme a break! This is some serious bullshit!  Drink lots of wine to alleviate these symptoms! Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loadsRead more

Thought for the day…ya know when you’re havin a day where you look at your ass in the mirror and feel like a big ol’ fatty covered in southern gravy porkchop?…well, guess what? Supermodel Charlotte McKinney has cellulite on her ass too! Feel better now? Me too! Soo, turn around and look at your assRead more

  Thought for the day…He/She is your ex for a reason…or several reasons…if he or she comes sniffin around again, go to the nearest liquor store, buy a bottle, drink it and then hit yourself over the head with the bottle. Do not walk to the nearest exit, run!  Listen to me so you willRead more