Every time she opens her mouth I’m laughing. Loved her show and when she had a pap smear done on camera I cheered! Gotta take care of your pookie or no one will want to visit it…and you can die… Mr. Wonderful took me to see her show last year and it was damn funny.Read more
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Well…the jig is up… I’m pretty sure the HR department of my job knows the other me… I knew this was inevitable, but I had hoped it would not happen this soon. Fuck me to tears… This does worry me a bit, I like being employed and having the ability to eat and keep aRead more
Screw that plain shit-I want a big ol shot of goodness in my coffee to get me through the day…or night. Don’t bother with all the damn whipped cream either, just a very small dollop will do. This is some deliciousness in a cup and I highly recommend you have a couple Bailey’s and coffeeRead more
Thought for the day…ya know when you’re havin a day where you look at your ass in the mirror and feel like a big ol’ fatty covered in southern gravy porkchop?…well, guess what? Supermodel Charlotte McKinney has cellulite on her ass too! Feel better now? Me too! Soo, turn around and look at your assRead more
Thought for the day…He/She is your ex for a reason…or several reasons…if he or she comes sniffin around again, go to the nearest liquor store, buy a bottle, drink it and then hit yourself over the head with the bottle. Do not walk to the nearest exit, run! Listen to me so you willRead more
Thought for the day……Make sure to have many children…It increases your chances of having someone to push your wheelchair and wipe your rear when you are old and cannot do it yourself…. That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom from me…The bitter old cat lady. Read more
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