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Thought for the day…being in love is the most exciting, funny, delicious, interesting experience….it is also frustrating, irritating and sometimes very confusing! Go out and get some! Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loads of cats!  That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom fromRead more

Thought for the day…You will fall on your face many times in life. Get up, brush yourself off and move forward, don’t look back, you will be stronger and smarter next time.  That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom from me…The bitter old cat ladyRead more

Thought for the day…Know your worth…Don’t be taken advantage of by him/her or treated without respect…You’re not past your prime and you are beautiful at any age or weight…That’s it…Tune in again next time for more words of wisdom from me…the bitter old cat lady  Read more

Thought for the day…Dating after divorce is like menopausal acne…Just when you think you can’t handle seeing another date/pimple, a new one shows up! Both will require the same treatment to go away…Grab a glass of wine…heck, make it a bottle, you’ll feel so much better…that’s it….Tune in again for more words of wisdom fromRead more

Thought for the day…Why why why are you asked to get on the scale at the doctor’s office? You already feel lousy and seeing the actual number of your porkage makes you feel worse!  Be a rebel and tell em to suck an egg!  Then head out for some ice cream,  that should make youRead more

Thought for the day….Holy shit…the pause…no, not paws, pause…Hot flashes, ass fattage, mood swings, night sweats, thinning hair, concentration and memory problems, depression, anxiety, geez, gimme a break! This is some serious bullshit!  Drink lots of wine to alleviate these symptoms! Listen to me so you will not end up like me, old and loadsRead more

Not just any Wonder Woman either…it has to be Lynda Carter. I wanted to be her and look like her and kick ass like her and spin around like her and have my clothes fall off and have a hot man grab me and….oh, never mind… I wanted those gold bracelets and I wanted theRead more

Happy Halloweenie! Holy shit… This is a rapper guy named “The game“…OH…dear… Can you believe all those tattoos? I could not take my eyes offa them either! Ok, ok… I just had to share him, I mean IT with you… I’m shocked…I’m offended…yet intrigued…and….kinda a bit… awestruck…and finally…afraid… That thing looks like a third leg.Read more

Warning: I am writing a bit today about…Vaginas…If you are uncomfortable with slang terms, you probably should stop reading now. Soooo..the other day, I was waxing eloquently about…well…no pun intended…waxing. I referred to my nether region as a “beaver” while bitching about all the stuff we do as women. Then I just could not stopRead more

Ok..Now THIS is a damn good week so far and it’s only Tuesday! First, something seriously funny… disturbing…and disgusting, then some cool happy shit, I mean, stuff. Ok…I know you may be wondering about this picture here. It’s a pretty awful story, but I just could not stop laughing so thought I should share itRead more