Thank you God. Has already been a long week. Tired and cranky today.
Ever just sit back and take a good long look at people you know in your personal life or your job and think “What the fuck?”
What the hell is wrong with people?
…
Why must their insecurities and jealousy and desire to insert themselves into your own business infect your own life?
Mind your own damn business please. Get out of my life and stick to your own bullshit, I have my own and you don’t belong in it.
As my friend the Swedish Brit would say…
“Fuck right off!”
Cats are soooo much easier than people.
Pffft…
Last night I could not figure out why it stunk to high heaven upstairs.
You could smell nasty shitty smell as ya started up the stairs…
I figured a cat had just taken a mean one in the pan.
This morning it was worse.
I was gagging from the Peee Uuuuuu!
I checked the litter box.
Nope.
Looked under beds thinkin’ “Maybe one of the boys (Fred, Barney, Yugi or Tom) took a sneak dump.
Nope.
Then, it hit me…Oh dear God no…
The toilet in girl spawns bathroom.
Awww geez…
Pretty bad when shit is left in the dumper for days. Not only will the smell darn near knock you on your ass, after you flush the shit while gagging, you realize that the shit has stained the porcelain and ya gotta pour bleach in there to let it soak.
Fuckingshitfromhell… Disgusting.
Cats are so much easier than children and they almost always bury their dumpage.
Back on “the diet”…
Dreaming of mac & cheese and Pizza and sourdough bread with brie cheese baked into it and chips and salsa and Pistachio ice cream and Popcorn…
I know…
How did I go from smelly crap to food?
It’s a gift….
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